10/7/08
{ 5:00 PM }
According to this theory, cool is a real, but unknowable property. Cool, like "Good", is a property that exists, but can only be sought after. cool is given three characteristics:
"The act of discovering what's cool is what causes cool to move on"
"Cool cannot be manufactured, only observed"
"[Cool] can only be observed by those who are themselves cool".
A piece of Simpsons dialogue:
Homer: So, I realized that being with my family is more important
than being cool.
Bart: Dad, what you just said was powerfully uncool.
Homer: You know what the song says: "It's hip to be square".
Lisa: That song is so lame.
Homer: So lame that it's... cool?
Bart+Lisa: No.
Marge: Am I cool, kids?
Bart+Lisa: No.
Marge: Good. I'm glad. And that's what makes me cool, not caring,
right?
Bart+Lisa: No.
Marge: Well, how the hell do you be cool? I feel like we've tried
everything here.
Homer: Wait, Marge. Maybe if you're truly cool, you don't need to
be told you're cool.
Bart: Well, sure you do.
Lisa: How else would you know?
thats cooL?? weLL i myself dun rLi Know what is cooL... when ppL say sum1 cooL i often ask myself.. weLL now i understand maybe aLiL... weLL that makes me COOL....HAHAHAXXX
...dont talk crap....
Matius